chapped lips

There are few people on this living earth that i know that don't get chapped lips, and i am one of them. I would like to list some reasons for getting chapped lips. First, people are freaks in this world and they are hated so they get chapped lips like brandon dean. Second, people get it by natures way. Third, they try to bite their lips off so they can taste blood. Unlike all of these, I don't get chapped lips, MAYBE THATS BECAUSE I MAKE OUT WITH SO MANY HOTTIES, BABES, CHICKS, VOLUPTUOUS GIRLS, oh yeah (sigh) and they keep my lips moist all day long baby.