Wednesday, November 19, 2008

On a more serious note

So far, my blog has been full of ridiculous, retarded, need I go on, things. This blog though, is on a more serious spiritual note. I would like to discuss cusswords today. Cusswords, back in the old days, were seldom used and usually looked upon with disdain. In this day and age, especially in a high school or even a workplace it is used as common speech. In a high school, one might come up to you and say," Hey, how's it %$@#^& going &^%$#@!." This, I believe, shows that society has dropped dramatically in the use of our language. There are many other words to call someone when they make you mad, or just when you are trying to make conversation. Instead of cussing, call them names like poophead, or stupid face. Even though poophead is a crude word, it is infinitely better than calling someone a "girl dog". I believe that cussing shows how uneducated you are, because people who cuss just lack a better word or it could be integrated into their everyday vocabulary, which also shows that 1. They are choosing not so great friends. 2. Their environment could be tainted with cusswords.

Orson Scott Card, who is a fabulous mormon writer, uses cusswords in his book ENDER'S GAME, and probably many others. This, I believe, is inexcusable. Someone who has been taught the gospel standards and is an adult is using this kind of language. Sometimes I notice that he uses crude words instead of cusswords, but nevertheless, he is still using cusswords. I believe that people who cuss are trying to fit in with "the crowd", but I am appalled to see that people actually have to start filthening their language to just be with the "cool kids." This goes hand-in-hand with dirty jokes. You should not have make up dirty jokes to fit in.

What frustrates me the most is the people that cuss, that I become friends with, who I then try to help, but they say that quitting or trying to lessen their swearing would be too difficult or it would take too long. The one I hear the most is that they don't feel like it, so they won't do it. This shows to me that 1. They are very lazy. 2. They are afraid that if they stop swearing, they won't fit in anymore. If you feel like you have to keep swearing or making dirty jokes to keep your friends, then you know the wrong people, and need to find kids with higher standards.

We need to start putting an effort into stopping the rage of cusswords. Even though the Second Coming is probably near, we need to start if we are not doing this now. Even if we don't want to, we still need to.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

I am a babe magnet

Today at church, me and Jeremy were skipping through the hallways, and these girls were like "oh, that is so cute!" and I was like "Hey, what's up ladies" andthey were laughing with affection towards me cause im hot. School is pretty atrocious, and my Mid-State auditions are just around the corner, they are on December 13, and i havent practiced it at all, oh guacamole, im screwded. By the way, like on my community blog with all those lame, lost losers that require my infinite wisdom and guidance jk not really i am posting music of me singing hsm3 songs, but just the girl songs, coming to a blog near you Christmas Eve, remember that Christmas Eve.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

8 of my randomo thingos

hello world, this is the sexy obeast, and here are some things that would be considered random.


1. I am 260 lbs.

2. I have long and sexy hair.

3.My clothes are getting too small in heighth, but way too big in width, i need to go to a big and tall shop.

4.i am a sexy beast.

5. i know a lot of sexy girls.

6. i am a ladies' man.

7. my legs are beastly

8. i have a quad replacement, ( the scriptures duh!)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

tennessee

Tennessee, Land of Suckage, yes that is what it is. I mean, the weather here is alright, but the school sucks, and so does the military base, no offense to military dad. Me and Jr. were on the football team, but quit, cause we are wusses, yep I said it, and I don't care what anybody has to say about that. There are some hot chickas here at my school, but i have to say that Arizona is way better in selection of the babes. The climatic points of my day are early morning seminary and band, which I am rocking at, and well that's all the OBEAST has to say for today.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I HATE MOVING

Moving sucks, and really bad, especially this time cause ive been here for what 5 years!? That's a little too long, and im very attached to where I live right now so I dont want to go but then the whole contract thing that my parents made me and my other siblings sign when we were 5, (apparently, Rose hasn't signed anything.) So, pretty much the contract, in Paragraph 1, Subsection 5 it reads: "Also, I (state your name) will stay with my assigned counterpart at all times, and also to, even against my own will, transport from different living stations with my family unit, and if I am to disobey any of these laws etc., my limbs which move me daily will be removed." This....sorry dozed off there......is a piece of (beep), because, as stated in the contract, I have to move so, definite suckage, aaaaarrrrgghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

cow eyes

well, today, in science class, we dissected cow eyes, and they stunk like fish, and Brandon Dean threw up in the middle of class, which was more disgusting than the cow eyes smell. Me and Angelique, my hot friend, were partners for this lab, and had a lot of fun, and many other things that i cant describe because if my mother or ben reads this, they might get queazy. It was actually kind of boring at the end, because Angelique decided to actually help cut, just cuz i got all the cow eye juice out, and the pupil. So, today was fun, along with the honor roll ceremony, because the school gave me an opportunity to improve my transcript and opportunities of getting into NHS in Buena.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

school is very odd

school, is there nothing but talk of gaiety and other horribly satanic subjects so im just very bewildered and confused of what to do, but of course, being the hot Nick Howe that i am, break up those conversations by complimenting a girl in some way, and to quote my friend jacob, " Hey baby, I think I need to call God to make sure you're the real thing." yeah well maybe not so creepy but hey, it is pretty good, im hot and sexy.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

prom

well well well, i can go to prom, i love you mom, youre the best. i already am going with someone, only as a friend though cause im not that girl crazy well maybe i am. i feel like a hobo at my school cause everyone else has like bling and all that and i have glasses and schoolbooks like a true nerd. well the theme for the prom is night at the oscars that is going to be awesome. i probably wont dance like with girls, but i might jiggy down on the awesome songs. i also just discovered that i am the HOTTEST MAN ON THE EARTH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!! im going to prom, im going to prom, im going to pro- bye.

Friday, April 11, 2008

chapped lips

There are few people on this living earth that i know that don't get chapped lips, and i am one of them. I would like to list some reasons for getting chapped lips. First, people are freaks in this world and they are hated so they get chapped lips like brandon dean. Second, people get it by natures way. Third, they try to bite their lips off so they can taste blood. Unlike all of these, I don't get chapped lips, MAYBE THATS BECAUSE I MAKE OUT WITH SO MANY HOTTIES, BABES, CHICKS, VOLUPTUOUS GIRLS, oh yeah (sigh) and they keep my lips moist all day long baby.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

growth

im a freakishly tall person as people know, but i like myself that way, and im only 13 so its really strange, and ill probably grow even more in my years so someday ill be taller than scott. Reece is a cool guy, but not an uncle yet, so hurry up sarah! But Reece needs to know that i beat my uncles up all the time (well, i attempt to). Growth is a weird thing, and especially my mexican moustache that im growing, i have to shave that thing like every other day, so its like craxy, sorry im meant craby, i mean crazy, geez, im too tired for this. IM REALLY FRICKIN HOT OH YEAH!

Friday, March 21, 2008

falling down

have you ever just been walking and then
suddenly out of nowhere you fall down
well i have, and it is not fun. I usually don't
fall down the way other people do, such as:
1.Some fall on their faces by tripping over their shoelaces, hey, that rhymed.
2. Others trip over spontaneous items and fall backward and forward.
3. Stupid people just fall.
44. I, the odd one out, step on the side of my feet and fall either to the left or right.

giant sexy beast boy

The reason I called myself giant sexy beast boy is because I am sexy. I love myself, even though I lost all my hair and my walletttt. I got my ID card today because i rock, goodbye everyone.

Monday, March 17, 2008

first blog

I am now completely superior and awesome because I have a blog, resistance is futile? I will end my blog now, goodbye