cow eyes

well, today, in science class, we dissected cow eyes, and they stunk like fish, and Brandon Dean threw up in the middle of class, which was more disgusting than the cow eyes smell. Me and Angelique, my hot friend, were partners for this lab, and had a lot of fun, and many other things that i cant describe because if my mother or ben reads this, they might get queazy. It was actually kind of boring at the end, because Angelique decided to actually help cut, just cuz i got all the cow eye juice out, and the pupil. So, today was fun, along with the honor roll ceremony, because the school gave me an opportunity to improve my transcript and opportunities of getting into NHS in Buena.

school is very odd

school, is there nothing but talk of gaiety and other horribly satanic subjects so im just very bewildered and confused of what to do, but of course, being the hot Nick Howe that i am, break up those conversations by complimenting a girl in some way, and to quote my friend jacob, " Hey baby, I think I need to call God to make sure you're the real thing." yeah well maybe not so creepy but hey, it is pretty good, im hot and sexy.

prom

well well well, i can go to prom, i love you mom, youre the best. i already am going with someone, only as a friend though cause im not that girl crazy well maybe i am. i feel like a hobo at my school cause everyone else has like bling and all that and i have glasses and schoolbooks like a true nerd. well the theme for the prom is night at the oscars that is going to be awesome. i probably wont dance like with girls, but i might jiggy down on the awesome songs. i also just discovered that i am the HOTTEST MAN ON THE EARTH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!! im going to prom, im going to prom, im going to pro- bye.

chapped lips

There are few people on this living earth that i know that don't get chapped lips, and i am one of them. I would like to list some reasons for getting chapped lips. First, people are freaks in this world and they are hated so they get chapped lips like brandon dean. Second, people get it by natures way. Third, they try to bite their lips off so they can taste blood. Unlike all of these, I don't get chapped lips, MAYBE THATS BECAUSE I MAKE OUT WITH SO MANY HOTTIES, BABES, CHICKS, VOLUPTUOUS GIRLS, oh yeah (sigh) and they keep my lips moist all day long baby.